Comments on: A look into the Former Athlete: Chapter 1

By: Chris B.

Chris B. — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:11:07 +0000

Gordon, I do have a certain level of shame in what I produce after my morning coffee. In fact I go home to have one of the “spackling” type explosions. That being the case I wish we were comfortable doing those activities, I mean I honestly still think its funny, what am i ashamed. Why can’t we all go in the expel our “solidesque” waste of coffee and breakfast, share the morning newspaper, and our lunch plans over a bathroom stall wall??? Why I ask? Why?

By: Gordon S.

Gordon S. — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:41:25 +0000

Micah- First and foremost I was talking about the men’s room…but I took your advice anyway and did my business next to another guy. Your right! It’s awesome! Thanks for the advice.

By: Pat C.

Pat C. — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:58:30 +0000

Hahahahahaha…I know exactly who you’re talking about (the spackler). It’s always that guy in his mid to late 40’s with a comb-over and bifocals…he drinks three cups of coffee and eats four hardboiled eggs and his ass projectile vomits all over the bathroom stall.

By: jackofallsports

jackofallsports — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:32:41 +0000

how about the older guy that comes in after drinking 3 cups of coffee and just spackles the toilet while breaking wind a half dozen times without thinking twice? And this same guy never courtesy flushes. he just sits over a stewing bowl of sh*t while he settles into his morning paper. or the guy that uses the stand up urinal and puts both hands on the wall? Because I was in a degenerate rock band for many years I have gotten over any fears of using the bathroom in public. you would be AMAZED at some of the deuces I have taken in some of the seediest rock clubs in America. However, I always courtesy flush that initial onslaught!

By: Micah

Micah — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:03:59 +0000

I’ll smash anywhere, anytime, and that loud cannon fire coming from the stall next to you is your warning that I dominate this bathroom, and you need to get your scrawny trombone playing ass out of here. It’s a bathroom, not a gay strip club. Get over it.

By: Pat C.

Pat C. — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:42:49 +0000

As a former high school athlete I can assure you that every morning (after my coffee and bagel) I search my office high and low to find a completely empty bathroom to smash in. If someone is already in the stall I immediately walk out…if someone is wrapping up at the urinal I might linger around the sink pretending to wash my hands until they exit…sometimes I go to three and four different bathrooms before I find a suitable level of privacy and comfort. I found a go-to bathroom in the basement level of our building that’s seldom used.